Tweets So Good You Won’t Stop Laughing

Were you looking for an excuse to take five minutes off work and laugh a little? Here we give you a reason to take a whole ten minutes and laugh a lot. Take a look at these awesome, clever tweets we’ve curated for you. We promise you you won’t regret it. Some are so good you’ll be smiling for the rest of the day every time you remember them.

Read on and find out what funny things people have been coming up with in the social media platform that has proven once again brevity is good for the soul.

This Is Not So Bad

One way to know you’ve trapped yourself in one of the circles of hell is when you start a new activity and whoever is in charge proposes you all say a little something about yourselves. Ugh that’s just the worst.

It’s So Confusing

We have to give spiders that: we spend a good part of the year cleaning up the mess they make only to buy fake spider webs to hang all around the house the minute October starts. It’s confusing at best.

No, Thank You

We all are a little tired of that perky, weird aunt that insists on trying to sell us some oily floral-scented stuff that she believes will cure everything that’s wrong with humanity. We can totally relate to this tweet.

That Escalated Quickly

We’ve heard before that the best thing you can do to avoid being actually murdered by a bear is pretend you’re already dead so they’ll lose interest. We never saw that punchline coming, though.


We bet now you won’t be able to get that song out of your head for a whole week at least. Can’t blame you; it really is catchy!


This picture is like the cutest thing we’ve seen all day, we swear. Look at those big eyes and those tiny paws! Whoever came up with the caption is brilliant.

First Of All

We’ve all been there. Our roommates, our siblings, our significant other, or even our kids have been saving some delicious treat they want to get back to later… and we eat it. You know what’s even less cool than that? Lying to their faces and denying it.


Those who believe in God often say He (or She) has got a sense of humour, and that you only have to look at certain details of the creation to prove it. This tweet makes us think they may be right.

Sounds Like A Good Idea

But then everybody would want to have shoes like those and you would never know if you’re being chased by officers of the law or if it’s just some guy from the neighborhood that’s out for his morning run.

Not Fair To Wilson

We love Tom Hanks, we truly do, and we are static he seems to have found happiness in his long relationship with his lovely wife. But we won’t stand there watching poor Wilson suffer without saying a word. How dare you, Tom!

Those Wonderful Years

Having a child is not for everyone. Before you take such a huge step and change your life forever, you should really be sure this is what you want. Nothing will give you back those wonderful years eating pudding right out of the can and watching Netflix until 5 in the morning.

It Was Worth The Shot

Imagine having to spend ten hours on a plane listening to a baby cry. Imagine if you were also responsible for said little human being. That, my friends, must be what hell is like. We don’t blame this person for trying to get out of it.

Spiders Wearing What?

Now this is something we would like to see. Someone gets a cartoonist here so they can sketch what something like this would look like. We could have Pixar’s next great hit right here, guys.

Dentist Humor

Just when you think you have seen it all, we come here to show you a whole side of Twitter we’re sure you never even guessed existed. That’s right: jokes (and good ones!) about dentists.

The Cure

We always find funny how some people think mental health issues can be cured with positive thinking and some strategically placed motivational posters around the house. Obviously, the person who tweeted this was being sarcastic.

Saving Tips

If you’re looking for some saving tips, here’s one that will come in handy for Halloween season.

Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

This has got to be one of the best jokes we’ve read on Twitter in a while. It’s brilliant;It’s funny; it comes right out of the blue. Kudos to whoever came up with the idea.

That Explains A Lot

The doctor should have guessed what the answer to that question would be the moment they saw the patient walk in with a puppet, really.

Stephen King Style

This really sounds like something the master of horror himself would come up with for one of his best-selling books. Someone call Stephen, we have an idea to pitch him!

It Never Fails

Do you want to get estranged from your family? Do you wish to sever all ties with high school friends and your college roommates? It’s time to discuss political issues on social media! You’ll save thousands in presents this Christmas!


Windows 10 is the stuff nightmares are made of. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to launch that thing? We hope it never makes a comeback.

Looks Just Like You

We get it, new parents are always so excited about their kids, all they want to do is talk about them and show everyone the cute pictures they’ve just taken that morning. Well, we are excited about the fourth season of The Good Place but we don’t go around showing everyone pictures of the cast, so we expect the same self control from them.

At Least You Tried

Been there, done that. We truly envy the people that make a plan to go to the gym and then they go to gym. We usually stay at home eating ice cream right out of the carton and watching Netflix.

Nice Podcast

In a world where it seems like everyone thinks they should start a podcast, this at least looks like something original. We’re not sure if it’ll be interesting to listen to, but you can’t blame them from trying to make something new.

That’s Showbiz

In show business, just like in life, you win some and you lose some. We hope this person is still motivated to find humor everywhere they go in life. We’re sure there are plenty of people that will find them funny.

Daddy Doesn’t Share Food

Again, think long and hard before deciding that you want to bring a kid into this world if you are not ready to share your food with them. Because they will ask. Every single time they will ask.

Be Right There

We all have that friend that sends a text letting us know they’ll be there soon, ‚they are on their way‘, but it never fools us and we know they are in front of the TV and haven’t even showered yet. And if you don’t have that kind of friend, then you are that kind of friend.

You What?

This here sounds like the perfect plot for the comedy of the year. Someone start calling Jim Carrey and Jennifer Aniston and make this happen!

13th Century Style

Have you ever wondered how people did everyday things in the past, when they didn’t have a lot of the things we get to enjoy nowadays? This person has been wondering that, and apparently they have thought about every single detail.

Okey Dokey

Such a weird thing to request from your carpenter, unless of course you are thinking of directing an Old West movie. In that case, this makes total sense.

You Will Not Be Happy Looking At These Photos

Most of the time we turn to the Internet to look up funny, cute pictures that would lighten up our moods (cats and epic fails are fairly popular topics.) But there’s a whole other side of the worldwide web people seem to overlook/forget about: uncomfortable photos. Photos so cringy they will make you want to close all tabs, and at the same time you won’t be physically able to do so or look away. We know you’ll keep on scrolling down, hungry for more.

Here we have 30+ of those pictures. We dare you not to look at them all. Afterwards, you can spread the cringe by sharing with your friends.

The Weirdest Sandwich You Have Ever Seen

We love sandwiches as much as the next person, but was that really necessary? This man better thinks hard and long about his eating habits — they don’t look like they’re healthy at all.


We are not too big on this hairstyle. In fact, we are not too bit on insects — dead or alive. This wouldn’t be the look we’d go for a night out with friends.

Nail Piercing

Ok, we can’t believe someone would go as far as getting a nail pierced. But these things do happen. Apparently, this is something people do. We wonder how much that hurt — or if it ever hurt at all.

Worst Thing Ever

If this isn’t the worst thing that can happen to you while eating lunch — the moment the spoon ends up completely submerged in a bowl of soup, dinner is cancelled.

What Did They Tried To Do Here?

All right, but seriously, what were they thinking? Who in their right minds considered this would be a good idea to advertise their hot dog place? If anything, this looks right out of a low budget Halloween movie. We think we’ll pass.

Cell Phone Fail

If this happened to us, we’d probably take the rest of the week off to simply stare at a wall with tears in our eyes while silently screaming for the rest of time.

Well, This Is Uncomfortable

Interior designers need to really stop and think what they’re doing before saying yes to stuff like this. Who is going to want to use this restroom?


This must have taken a lot of time to do! It would be a shame if some evil co-worker decided to mess it all up!


Why ruin two perfectly good things such as cookies and orange juice by mixing them together? Some people’s eating habits are weird. But well, to each his or her own.

These Boots Are Made For Walking

Imagine paying a fortune for those boots and then finding out they’re not even the same length! Someone’s going to have to make a trip to the store to ask for a refund!

Ketchup And Bananas

This is simply disgusting. Ketchup and bananas probably are the last two things we would want to see together on a plate. Why do people do these things? Don’t they have taste buds?

Printing Problem

We bet every time Mom or Dad ask the kids to set up the table there’s a huge fight about which sibling is getting that plate.

Thank You, Next

Peanut butter sandwich? Yes, we’re all for it. Ham and cheese sandwich? Count us in. Tomato, lettuce, and bacon? Yes, we’d like that. Now orange slices and barbecue sauce? Thank you, next.

Spot The Difference

It took us some time to notice what was wrong with this picture. The moment we did, we couldn’t unsee it. Well, we’re only human. People mess up like that sometimes. At least it’s not the end of the world.

Interior Design Fail

Here we have another perfectly good example of what an epic interior design fail looks like. Man, we’d hate to live in that house.


We really don’t get some people. Why ruin perfectly good food? Do they really enjoy eating this stuff? Are these teenage kids trying to prove something by acting like this? It’s disgusting.

Cereal For Breakfast

If this was someone’s idea of a joke, they must know that they’re not funny. You shouldn’t try this at home. Someone could seriously get hurt.

What Is It With Ketchup

Why can’t people leave ketchup alone? Ketchup is good if you want to put some on your hot dog. Maybe it tastes great if you’re having a cheeseburger, but that’s it. Ketchup and popcorn? What were they thinking?

We Don’t Want To Know

No, thank you, we’d rather not know who invented those or why they’re selling them or what kind of people are buying them and using them. The cringe this picture made us feel will last us a lifetime.


Maybe we are simple-minded, but we just don’t get why some people feel the need to do these with food. Tacos are good. Spaghetti is good. But together? We can’t see the appeal.

This Is Driving Us Crazy

Have you spotted it? Once you do, you won’t be able to see anything else. It’ll drive you as crazy as it’s driving us.

No, Thank You

If someone offered us this, no matter how hungry we were, we’d made something up about having already eaten at home. And then we would order a cheese pizza the minute we set foot out of that house of horrors.


First off, it’s been proven that straws are bad for the environment and that we should stop using them to help reduce humanity’s damage on planet Earth. Avoid this happening to you by foregoing straws altogether.


The more we learn about other people’s food preferences, the more we wish they never ask us over for dinner at their houses. How can you find something like this tempting?

Worst Nightmare Ever

For us, having our desktop look like that would be the worst thing ever. How can you quickly find the files you need? How can they live like this? We hope none of our coworkers ever plays a prank on us by doing that to our computers.

Another Sandwich From Hell

This is another sandwich right out of the kitchen of horrors. We can’t help but wonder what someone like Gordon Ramsay would say if they were offered this for lunch.

Fresh Start

When this happens, it’s time for a fresh start: go buy some more toothpaste. Really, that radioactive-looking thing you’re holding in your hand belongs in the trash can.

Black Toilet Paper

Why would you have black toilet paper at your house? Why would someone even think of selling black toilet paper? It looks so anti-hygienic.

Just Don’t

Please don’t try to excuse this. It’s the most disgusting thing we have ever seen, and we’ve seen plenty of the disgusting things people like to do with their food. This is inexcusable.


We hate typos. We hate making them; we hate spotting them. One would think people at the Marriott would be on top of things to prevent such mistakes from happening.

Kepp Me Moist

This kind of thing helps you to easily decide which co-worker you won’t be asking to look after your plants next time you take a vacation.

How Did They Do That?

How on Earth did they do that? Are there special nail clippers for this? Why would anyone want their nails looking like this?

Hot Dog

We love hot dogs as much as the next person. We also brush our teeth three times a day. No, we don’t think both things should ever mix up.

What Is That?

Ketchup and cookies? Really? And rice? Really? What are people thinking? Why is no one putting a stop to this? We’re beyond disgusted.

It Sucks Big Time

We hate when this happens. What are we to do now? Take a scissor or a knife and rip that package open like savages?

40 People Doing Dangerous Things We Would Never Dream Of Trying

Danger. Adrenaline. Adventure. Some people love that stuff. Some simply live for that stuff. Whether because they enjoy the idea of having no control over the outcome of what they do or just have no ability to feel fear whatsoever, there are people who could not imagine life being worth living if they weren’t putting their physical well-being on the line every once in a while. Or maybe every other day. Some make their living out of their dangerous preferences, such as those that are constantly surrounded by wild beasts that could chop their heads off in the blink of an eye.

If you, like us, enjoy watching these people and following their adventures from a safe distance, we recommend you keep scrolling to see 40 pictures of folks doing dangerous things we wouldn’t even dream of trying. Enjoy!

Run For Your Life

You’d have to be pretty crazy to let a bull chase you, right? This is the kind of stuff nightmares are made of. Who would have thought people like this woman volunteer for stuff like this?

Take Them For A Walk

Some people earn their living walking dogs. Some wall crocodiles. That man seems to be enjoying what he’s doing.

Petting Zoo

When someone mentions a petting zoo, the first thing we imagine are baby pigs and sheep and maybe a cow. We would never agree to petting what looks like an enormous boa.

Is This Seat Taken?

No, it’s not that we are antisocial. It’s simply that we would like to spend our break eating lunch alone while reading a magazine or checking out our friends‘ posts on Facebook instead of having to worry about a snake killing us.

I’m Gonna Ride, I’m Riding Free

If you thought this stuff only happened on kids‘ shows about horses and Disney movies, you were wrong. There are people out there doing this every day. Willingly. And they make a profit.


We don’t have a picture of what happened after this, but we bet it wasn’t pretty. That must have hurt a lot. Why would people choose to be regularly kicked in the face? And in front of an audience no less!

Things We Wouldn’t Do: That

How can you stand there, under that monstrous thing, without being scared out of your mind? We wouldn’t do that for all the money in the world!

The Perfect Shot

We all love the photos that go with National Geographic articles, but have we ever stopped and thought how on Earth they get those perfect shots? Here’s the answer. Put this on the list of jobs we would never ever be able to do.


We bet this wasn’t what Bizet had in mind when he thought of the toreadors in Carmen. Or was it? We don’t want to find out what happened to this guy after the bull was done with him.

Just Keep Swimming

Remember when Titanic first came out over 20 years ago and a lot of people got scared of ships and the sea and stuff? Well, it’s obvious these people never got around to enjoying Cameron’s greatest film. Otherwise no one would have gotten on that boat.

You’ll Need A Shower Later

Having fun outdoors is a great plan when you’re young and carefree, especially during the summer. This guy was having so much fun riding his bike in the forest he got carried away and ended up looking like that. Could have been worse.

Run Away!

What is that woman doing? Why isn’t she running away from those killer bees? Come on, girl. Do you have a death wish?

Hot Wet Dangerous Summer

First off: kudos to whoever took this awesome picture. Really, it’s amazing. We can’t believe some people out there associate ‚fun‘ with almost getting killed practising a sport. But to each his or her own.

Mad Cow

Riding your bike can be fun. It’s good for you and it’s been proven that kind of exercise does wonders for your health. The problem is when you somehow end up being chased by a mad cow. You better keep pedalling!

Oh, No!

This guy’s face is priceless. It’s obvious no one saw this coming. Kudos to the person taking the picture — they did a great job! We hope no one got hurt and that they all had a round of drinks to celebrate afterwards. That face though! Priceless.

I Have Friends In High Places

This can only be accomplished by people that have never watched the movie Vertigo, therefore, they don’t know how scary heights can be. Would you take your chances and dare taking a picture up there?


Stop before it’s too late! Well, they didn’t. These things happen when you practise dangerous sports such as biking in the wild. Let’s cross our fingers it didn’t hurt much!


Remember your high school sweetheart? The one that owned a motorbike and was always asking if you’d like to go on a ride? This is them now, feel old yet?

Wedding Photobook

We are not gonna ask what that cow was doing there. Was it planned? Did it surprise the happy couple, and they said Ok why not? The picture is cute, though. We wonder if they invited the cow for a drink afterwards. (Who are we kidding? That cow 100% attacked the poor groom. Let’s hope he wasn’t badly hurt.)


Remember how much fun you had in middle school playing catch with your friends every change you got? Would you like to revisit those happy times playing catch by these guys‘ rules?

We’re Gonna Dance Till The Dance Floor Falls Apart

Or until someone gets hurt. Who would have thought some fun, innocent pole dancing could end up with someone getting their nose broken?

Not The Best Idea Ever

They say you can tell who your real friends are because they’re going to be by your side no matter what. You can also tell who your dumb friends are when they let you do stuff like this without even attempting to stop you.


This picture is hilarious. The poor girl didn’t even notice her hair was catching fire; she just kept smiling at the camera like a pro. Her friends, on the other hand… Those faces are priceless.

We Would Have Covered Our Eyes, Too

Yes, we probably wouldn’t have wanted to see that had it been ourselves laying there waiting for the impact. This is why parents should never let their kids unsupervised.


Again, we would have never imagined something as innocent as dancing could ever end up being such a dangerous thing. Apparently some people get too carried away, so much that it becomes an extreme sport.


We don’t know what kind of wild party this was, but it does look like the people there were having fun. The dangerous kind of fun. The ‚we are gonna end up in the ER sooner rather than later‘ kind of fun.


Two people riding a motorbike without helmets are already dangerous in itself. Why make it worse?

Hello, Bear

Did you know that if a bear every chases you you should try to play dead instead of running as fast as your legs will carry you? Did you also know that bears are extremely good tree climbers?

Duck Duck Goose

Poor guy only wanted to go in for a swimming and have some summer fun. We bet he never imagined he would end up being attacked by those fellas.

Thank God For The Helmet

If you’re going to ride a bike or a motorcycle, remember that safety must always come first. Wear a helmet! Helmets save lives! Next time you’re about to forget your helmet, remember this picture.

White Horse Strikes Again

What makes you think that the horse is not gonna attack you if you bother it? Yes, horses are pretty and all, but they like to chill out as much as we do. If you see one minding their own business, let them be.

Who Let The Dogs Out?

It’s all fun and games until the good old doggie decides you look good enough to it. Man that must have hurt. Good picture, though

Put Out The Fire

Freddie Mercury said it once: „People get shot by people, people with guns“ It’s better off to stay on the safe side instead of messing around with guns. Someone could get badly injured.

Don’t Ever Do This

This is not someone that likes a good adventure or the thrills you get from extreme sports. This person is irresponsible. You should never do this, you could hurt yourself and other people. This person’s license should be taken away.

Later, Folks

That horse just had enough of it and decided to make a run for it. Let’s hope no one got hurt as a result of his dreams of freedom.

Sword Fight

This is another thing you should never do if you are not properly trained to handle swords. Also, you should never do this in a car.

Sk8er Girl

You want to go out have fun with your skate? Remember to wear a helmet. We can’t stress that out enough. It’s one thing to enjoy extreme sports, but it’s a whole different one to get hurt when you could have prevented it.

Ok, Whatever

Some people really like tempting fate. It says there that you should not smoke. It is pretty clear what would happen if that flammable thing blows up. And yet there you have that guy lighting up a cigarette like the doesn’t have a care in the world.

Going For A Swim

Then you better make sure there are no unwanted animals hanging out near you. Unless you really want to risk it. But we wouldn’t recommend taking your chances with an alligator.


We wish we were as carefree as this guy. Who wouldn’t want to lay back and enjoy some fresh air without having to think of all your problems? Just try not to do what this guy is doing. Why not? Because it’s incredibly dangerous.

30+ Things You Won’t Ever Want Happening To You

Have you ever felt like you’ve got the worst luck in the world? Do your friends often tell you that the stuff that happens to you is so awkward and so weird they’re scared it may be contagious? Even if they’re trying to joke with you and they’re probably just doing it to mess with your head a little, being regarded as a bad omen can’t be very nice. Maybe you should show them the things these people have seen themselves involved in — you’ll see, compared to them, whatever problems you usually get into won’t seem that bad. Once you’ve reached the end of the page, you will all be wishing any of this ever happens to you.

Time To Change

Car problems are already bad (and expensive) enough. But imagine ending up looking like this. Let’s hope this guy kept a change of clothes in the trunk.

Green Everywhere

First off, we would love to know what they were doing and why it all looks… so green. Has this ever happened to you while you were attempting to make some smoothies to share with your friends?

Salty Salty

Imagine this: you’ve worked all day, you’re so hungry you could eat a dinosaur. You finally sit down to eat… and then this happens, rendering your so awaited dinner completely inedible.

Rough Landing

Some people hate flying, and after seeing what sometimes happens to planes we couldn’t agree more with them. Let’s hope no one got hurt.

Nice Hairstyle

This poor guy just wanted to look his best and see what happened! This is why we hate combing our hair so much.


We’re sure the poor dog didn’t mean any harm. That good boy just wanted to go out for a walk. It must have sucked to be the person in charge of making it all better again.

Can’t Find My Glasses

For those of us that need to wear glasses all the time in order to be functioning members of society, this scenario is literally our very own worst nightmare. We truly pray to God every day that this never happens to us.


Whatever happened on that bus that those hairs ended up right there? We know some people complain way too much about public transport, and sometimes without reason, but in this case we would have complained too.

Waffles Anyone?

There’s nothing worse in the world than impatiently waiting for your waffles to be ready so you can just dig in and then being utterly disappointed when you see this happened. Also, cleaning that mess up ain’t pretty or fun.

Watch Your Step

You thought you were having a bad day because you overslept and then you were late for work? Go tell that to whoever lives in this house. We bet they’re having an even worse way than you.

Popcorn Time

Even though we prefer our popcorn sweet and with tons and tons of caramel, we know some people like it with butter and salt. Well, not that much salt.

Queen Of Red

We have no idea what was going on here, but we’d hate to be that girl (imagine getting all that red stuff out of your hair) or the person responsible for cleaning up those walls afterwards.

With Accidents You Never Know

We truly hope no one got hurt as the result of this accident. Next time you think all the bad things in the world always happen to you, remember the poor guy driving this truck.

Oh, Man!

What were those scissors made of? The only thing we think could explain what happened if that the person using them held them too close to a source of heat. Plastic and fire should never mix.

What Is A Bad Day?

Were you wondering what a bad day is like? This person will kindly explain it to you. Next time you feel like complaining about your job you better remember this.

Home From The Movies

It’s all laugh and games until you come home from the movies and you find out someone else has been having a good time while you were gone. And now you must clean it all up.

Eye Care

The good thing is that this person already knew there was something wrong with their eyesight and they were looking to have the problem fixed. The bad thing is that they didn’t ask someone else to drive them to the doctor and did it themselves.


Good thing this didn’t happen while someone was in there; otherwise they could have gotten badly injured. Man cleaning all that glass up ain’t gonna be fun.

Talk About Bad Luck

They can always get creative and paint the numbers themselves, right?

What On Earth Has Happened Here?

We’d love for the science side of the internet to explain to us how this is even possible. Is there a logical explanation for this or should we be scared our matrix is already talking apart 2019 years into the simulation?

Time For A New Phone

We have all gotten too used to always having our phones with us, so now life without a smartphone sounds like something out of a dystopian novel. But phones are also terribly sad expensive. Talk about bad luck.

Good Luck With That

If something like this ever happens to you (and we pray that this never happens to you) don’t try to put out the fire with a simple hosepipe. Call the firefighters as soon as possible and stay somewhere safe!

The Problem With Heat And Plastic

Here’s another example of what we were saying before: heat and plastic have no business mixing. If you need to buy kitchen gadgets, then always choose steel.

Hot Wheels

Let’s hope this person has a real good insurance. Otherwise, this ain’t gonna be pretty to pay for. This is definitely what a day in the life of someone with bad luck looks like.

Better Call Your Insurance Company

Another example of why it’s important to always have good insurance. Imagine returning home from work and finding this happened to your car. We would definitely curl up on the floor and cry.

Snow Season

Who doesn’t love a good snowball fight? Who’s never dreamed of a white Christmas? Who doesn’t like finding this has happened to your car while you were shopping at the store?

And Now We Wait

Some people can’t go half an hour without their phones and you are expecting this person to spend like the next four decades waiting to use their iPad again? Haha very funny.

Never Drink And Drive

We all know we shouldn’t drink and drive. It’s dangerous, we could injure ourselves badly or cause harm to others. You should also keep in mind that this rule doesn’t apply only to alcoholic beverages. Look what happened at this person when they tried to drive while drinking soda.


Some people can’t just fight the need to buy every pretty thing they see when they go out for a little harmless window shopping. And this doesn’t happen exclusively to people with husbands. People with wives can, and do, spend more money than they should, too.


Why would a microwave have such button? What kind of chaos could a seemingly innocent microwave cause? We didn’t want to be responsible for this destructive appliance, we just wanted to heat up some leftover food.

Piece Of Cake

Someone is going to have to run to the supermarket to try and replace this lunch if you don’t want to starve. Don’t worry, you’ll get it right tomorrow.

Pizza Night

Have you been waiting for pizza night all week? Was this cheese pizza the best thing that was going to happen to you today? Aw man, sucks to be in your shoes then.


You think you’re having a pretty decent day until you make on mistake and log in on Facebook, the social media app that insists on shoving memories down your throat. Bet you’re not having such a good day anymore, uh?